This is how bad my farts smell at work...

I've been eating a lot of broccoli and beans lately for lunch with my salads. It basically generates enough gas inside my bowels to fill an industrial sized propane tank. In the afternoon I freely toot it out in steady intervals, never considering that fact that it could effect the people that sit 20ft away from me.

Brown, Sally [2:24 PM]:
Hi Tony

Vecchi, Tony [2:24 PM]:
hello

Brown, Sally [2:24 PM]:
Quick question for ya
Brown, Sally [2:25 PM]:
have you been smelling anything lately in the afternoon?
Brown, Sally [2:25 PM]:
almost like eggs or something

Vecchi, Tony [2:25 PM]:
yea its kinda weird...
Vecchi, Tony [2:25 PM]:
i have no idea what it is
Vecchi, Tony [2:25 PM]:
maybe a pipe broke or something? hahah

Brown, Sally [2:25 PM]:
I know do you smell it now?
Brown, Sally [2:26 PM]:
I might have security come try to smell it haha

Vecchi, Tony [2:26 PM]:
hahahaha

Brown, Sally [2:26 PM]:
I smell it

Vecchi, Tony [2:26 PM]:
yea its kinda strange, i smell it to. i think other people have said they smell it

Brown, Sally [2:26 PM]:
but I want to wait until its really strong so they dont think Im crazy

Vecchi, Tony [2:26 PM]:
hahhaha
Vecchi, Tony [2:26 PM]:
yea its kind of an... interesting situation
Vecchi, Tony [2:27 PM]:
well if you call them, i'll say something too

Brown, Sally [2:27 PM]:
its like at the printer area I think dont you?

Vecchi, Tony [2:28 PM]:
as much as i can smell in a certain direction, yes that seems to be where its eminating from
Vecchi, Tony [2:28 PM]:
i wonder if like an animal built a nest in the ceiling or something crazy like that

Brown, Sally [2:29 PM]:
I know it really gross smelling and its only in the afternoon
Brown, Sally [2:29 PM]:
I message John O'Brien and told him to come cause it smells but he is away from his computer haha

Vecchi, Tony [2:30 PM]:
hahahah oh man
Vecchi, Tony [2:30 PM]:
well thanks for taking the time to do something about it

Brown, Sally [2:31 PM]:
haha just wanted to make sure I wasnt the only one smelling it

Vecchi, Tony [2:32 PM]:
no i definitely catch a wiff of it from time to time
Vecchi, Tony [2:32 PM]:
seems like it's worse for you though!

Brown, Sally [2:34 PM]:
I know people probably think its me haha!

Vecchi, Tony [2:35 PM]:
hahahah awe man, well hopefully they'll figure it out soon or it goes away or something

Brown, Sally [2:35 PM]:
I think Justin Hebert is coming soon to smell around

Vecchi, Tony [2:35 PM]:
thank god

*At this point about 5 people show up and smell around Sally's desk. "Smells like eggs!" "Why does it only happen in the afternoon?" "I think it's you Sally!" were some quotes. The maintenance man decides to check below and above Sally's desk.

Brown, Sally [2:44 PM]:
I think for now I am just going to get a whole bunch of febreeze haha

Vecchi, Tony [2:45 PM]:
hahahah alright
Vecchi, Tony [2:45 PM]:
spritz some over in my direction too

Brown, Sally [2:47 PM]:
I will spray the entire hallway for sure