free write on "doff"

1-
"Doff!" he said when she kicked him in the ball sack.

2-
"Doff!" made the coach as Ginger thrust her Slassbury Slugger into his stomach.
"I don't need a man coach on this all-girls-baseball team no mo'!"
With the tobacco juice running out of his mouth onto the floor, the coach looked like a dropped pot of coffee.

3-
"Tuesdays are for taking walks, Wednesdays are for soaking my tea leaves, Thursday--"
*DOFF*
Nan was hit in the head by a stale loaf of Italian. Pep skipped away into the bedroom where it smelt of old toast wrapped in three layers of napkins. The couple maintained a healthy sex life at the age of 82 and 83 respectively. It was a good way to pass time while boiled eggs chilled in the 'fridgerator.