boof babies fallin' from the sky!

me: boof babies fallin' from the sky!

Gina: penis lickers lovin guys!

me: you, me, and a pizza pie!

Gina: So stomp 'dem feet, now don't be shy!

me: pick a plum and say "goodbye!"

Gina: Mommy, what happens when we die?

me: some go to hell, others in the sky

oh man i can feel that in my tingy tang when that little tougne slips in and out

Sent at 11:53 PM on Tuesday

Gina: ewwww

you are barfatrocious man

me: you are a beatific lady

Gina: aahahahaha

remember when you called me a ruffian and i cried?

me: hahah when was that?

and barfatrocious isn't a word

Gina: vomitrocious was what I meant

me: haha nice

Gina: hahaha

me: well i gave you a nice compliment

Gina: hmm. I am selling my old bed for $125!

tony. I think you are a unique and beautiful snowflake

me: thank yee

someday rudy is going to turn into a snowflake and fly away in the wind, and eddy is going to turn into a tennis ball and roll away into a playground

Gina: oh yes yes yes

me: and oma is going to turn into a ham and jump in the oven! and dad is going to turn into a dragon and breath fire down on a castle!

and i'm going to turn into a old wallet and someone is going to find me! and you are going to turn into a piece of yellow cake and a baby is going to eat you and make a mess!

um...

i can't think of one for mom

Sent at 12:00 AM on Wednesday

Gina: mom is going to turn into a computer. and sit in a closet.

me: NO GINA THAT IS DEPRESSING

Gina: hahahaha. i kid.

can you hear me cackling?!?

me: (but funny)

haha yes

Gina: mom is going to turn into some free weights which will be used by Billy Blanks offspring's offspring.

hows that?

me: very nice

randy will turn into a soccer ball that gets kicked into a crowd of ravenous sports fans.

Gina: im glad i turn into cake.

me: yum!

i'm probably going to hanky jank to some cinemax tonight, so don't go out in the living room

Sent at 12:04 AM on Wednesday

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