Like eating your dog's soggy biscuit

Well for lunch I had a ham sandwich and two corn on the cobs which tasted like shit for some reason. I researched on google exactly how long to boil them for, and it said 2 - 3 minutes for good, fresh corn. I assumed mine was, and treated it thusly, but alas it was disgusting and I should have boiled the shit out of that hobo corn. Anyway, now I'm waiting for Ben and Gina and Kevin to come over. The call volume has dropped off, but I can't stop feeling "the chill" as we call it in tech-support. Its that feeling of impending doom, were any moment something could go wrong...